Whats jokes
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."