Whats jokes
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣