Whats jokes
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Memes
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!