Whats jokes
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What’s big and black on the road?
Memes
What. The. Hell
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?