What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Whats Jokes
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
