Whats jokes
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.