Whats jokes
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!