Whats jokes
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What's 1 + 1?
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.