Whats jokes
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Memes
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!