Whats jokes
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.
After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"
The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"
The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"
"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.
The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.
"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.
"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.
"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.
"I was on top!"
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.
"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.
"I'm having puppies!"
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.