Whats jokes
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Memes
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!