Whats jokes
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.