Whats jokes
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.