What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Whats Jokes
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
