Whats jokes
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.