Whats jokes
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Memes
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Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."