Whats jokes
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What kind of band never plays music?
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."