Whats jokes
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Memes
Gnarpy threatens to call me the n slur
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What kind of band never plays music?
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.