Whats jokes
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!