What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Whats Jokes
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
