Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”