Whats jokes
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.