Whats jokes
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.