Whats jokes
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!