Whats jokes
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."