Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)