Whats jokes

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look pretty flushed.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

What is money called on the moon?

Mooney.

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!