Whats jokes
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Memes
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Whatβs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donβt know, but the flag is a big plus.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Whatβs Michael Jacksonβs favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Whatβs the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.