Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Whats Jokes
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
