Whats jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What is important?
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!