Whats jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Memes
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.