Whats jokes
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.