Whats jokes
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.