Whats jokes
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.