Whats jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.