Whats jokes
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
Memes
Tell me what she is looking at?
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.