Whats jokes
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.