Whats jokes
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Memes
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: I've got you flowers.
Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're for your grave.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.