Whats jokes

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

What vegetable is good for your memory? A carrot, because the last time I had one shoved up my ass, I never forgot about it.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?

White vans.

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole.

What is an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.