What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Whats Jokes
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
