Whats jokes
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Memes
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.