Whats jokes
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.