Whats jokes
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Memes
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!