Whats jokes
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.