Whats jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.