Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.