I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Whats Jokes
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
