Whats jokes
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house? A spicket fence!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.