Whats jokes
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Memes
Like if you know what i'm talking about
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!