Whats jokes
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Memes
Hm, free food
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
They always say you are what you eat! So Iβd be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!