Whats jokes
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Memes
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....