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What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.