Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Whats Jokes
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”
