Whats jokes
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Memes
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What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!