What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Whats Jokes
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What time is it?
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.