Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What is a chode?
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?