Whats jokes
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.