Whats jokes
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What is a car?
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.