Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?