What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!