Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.