Whats jokes
What can you build with people? A boat!
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)