Whats jokes
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.