What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Whats Jokes
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What is important?
What is your car's name?
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!