Whats jokes
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?