Whats jokes
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What do you call a black person?
Black.