Whats jokes
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What?
What is the address?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call your kids?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What is a bus 🚌?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What picture is that?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.