Whats jokes
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What can orphans not do in school?
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.