What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"