Whats jokes
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
What is red and puts out fire?
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.