Whats jokes
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"