What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Whats Jokes
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.