Whats jokes
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What is a car?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.