Whats jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.