Whats jokes
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What is going on here?
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.