Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What is a chode?
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.