Whats jokes
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
What are you on? YouTube.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.