Whats

Whats jokes

Bee

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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  • Shark

    What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

    "This taste a little funny."

    Doctor

    The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."

    The doctor says, "Next, please."

    Cow

    What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?

    Dead mooves.

    Tuna

    What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

    You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

    What happened to the glue?

    I knew you would get stuck on that!

    Fart

    What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

    Game

    What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

    Stephen Hawking

    Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).

    What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

    "Rust in pieces!"

    Cancer

    What did the cancer doctor say?

    You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!

    Hooker

    What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?

    The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.

    Miscarriage

    What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.

    That one never gets old, just like the baby.

    Hospital

    Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"

    Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"

    Orphan

    What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?

    While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.

    Man

    What did the woman say to the man?

    "Stop."

    What did the man do?

    Keep going.

    FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE

    Meal

    What's a gay person's favorite meal?

    Meat with white sticky stuff.