Whats jokes
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What picture is that?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the address?
What is yellow?
What is a bus 🚌?
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What do you call your kids?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What are you on? YouTube.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.