Whats jokes
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
"So what, ah, my G?"
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.