Whats jokes
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Answer: The table part.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.