Whats jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What is going on here?
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What?