Whats jokes
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
What is this?
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.