What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Whats Jokes
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"So what, ah, my G?"
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.