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What is "moo becanira?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.