Whats jokes
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.