Whats jokes
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
What does suck a sucking fish?
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"