Whats jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.

What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

What do you call your kids?

What is going on here?

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?

Head and shoulders.

What do you call a baby in the crib?

Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

What do cows read? The moospaper!

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

What is a redneck's favorite color?

Blue.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef!

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

What picture is that?

What?

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?