Whats jokes
What is the address?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.