What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What is a car?
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.