Whats jokes
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What is your favorite name?
What is your name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your favorite time of day?
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What do you call a sheep with wings?
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)