Whats

Whats jokes

Candy

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

Chicken

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.

Bar

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Animal

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Job

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

Car

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

Eyeball

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

Axe

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"

Beer

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.