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Stephen Hawking

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

Tuna

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

Difference

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

Fart

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Name

When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?

She borrows her husband's last name.

Meal

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

Mosquito

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.

Cow

What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?

Dead mooves.

Dog

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?

Dinner

What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.

Nut

What is a nut that does magic?

A human that can turn into a nut!

Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

Human

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.

Game

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.