Whats jokes
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What is "moo becanira?"
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.