Whats jokes
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
What is your name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What can you build with people? A boat!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."