Whats jokes
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.