Whats jokes
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
What is a bus 🚌?
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD