Whats

Whats jokes

Orphan

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

Speech

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

Baby

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.

Difference

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Night Stand

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD