Whats jokes
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What's the difference between a duck?
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?