Whats jokes
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.