Whats jokes
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."