Whats jokes
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete