Whats jokes
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.