Whats jokes
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!