Whats jokes
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.