Whats jokes
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What is "moo becanira?"
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.