Whats jokes
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"