Whats jokes
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.