Whats jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!