Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What can orphans not do in school?
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.