Whats jokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!