Whats jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.