Whats jokes
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.