Whats jokes
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.