Whats jokes
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What does suck a sucking fish?
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.