What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Whats Jokes
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"