Whats

Whats jokes

Chlamydia

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

Orphan

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Shit

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

Indian

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Biden

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

Name

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

Girl

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

People

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Orphan

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Titanic

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Cow

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.

School

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

Apple

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.