Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"