Whats jokes
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What the hehehehehehe?
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)