Whats jokes
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What time is it?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What has it?
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.