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Whats Jokes
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What’s the opposite of poo?
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.