Whats jokes
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.