Whats jokes
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What is a boyfriend?
What time is it when you get home?
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What is fall?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What game is for kids? Uno.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!