Whats jokes
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!