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What is the difference between the human rights?
What is playing with you?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What time is it?
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What has it?
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.