Whats jokes

What do you call an amazing goat?

A goat-zing.

What do you call a homosexual in a coma?

A fruit and a vegetable!

What did Pepper say to Spray?

"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.

You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!

"Yah, I do!"

Oh yeah? What is it?

"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"

That’s breathing, Jim.

"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

What name is easy to say in Spanish?

Marissa!

What is mail? Boring.

What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.

What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.

What is your summer name? Hot.

What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"

It is morning.

What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is yellow but can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"