Whats jokes
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.