Whats jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.