What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Whats Jokes
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.