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What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.