Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Whats Jokes
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
What is the difference between the human and a human and walk home walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.