Whats jokes
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!