Whats jokes
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What goes moo? Cow.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)