Whats jokes
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.