Whats jokes
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.