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What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.