Whats jokes
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What did Pepper say to Spray?
"Hey Spray, I'm Pepper, and I think we should fight crime!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What is mail? Boring.