Whats jokes

What's the funniest joke ever?

Rapboat thinking he can rap.

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?

Dr. Dre.

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo!"

What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?

A wrapper with no FILLING.

What do you call a sad rapper?

A SOB-HOP ARTIST.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

Unemployed.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

What kind of tests do rappers always pass?

Sound checks!

What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?

When it's Coolio!

What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?

A mic wrench.

What do you call a country's booty?

Its bottom line.

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."

Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,

"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."

And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

I care when my computer crashes.