Whats

Whats Jokes

Bible

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Redhead

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Hulk

What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?

He got gangryeen.

Gangrene+green+angry

Driver

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Migraine

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Asshole

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

Erection

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

Girl

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Knock knock

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

Orphan

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

Mom

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple has a family tree.

Orphan

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Woman

What's the difference between a rock and a woman?

The flat ones get skipped.

Hen

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"