Whats jokes
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.