What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Whats Jokes
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between a tree?
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.