Whats jokes
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.