Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"