What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Whats Jokes
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What did a
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!