Whats

Whats Jokes

Straight

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Dog

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.

Anal

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

Card

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

Death

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.

Graduate

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

Bull

What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?

Bye-son.

Rapper

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

Rapper

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Rhyme

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

Game

What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?

Bored games.

Seizure

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

Zero

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"