Whats jokes
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What is an egg?
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.