Whats jokes
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What is mad cow disease?
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!