Whats jokes

What is God’s favorite candy?

Jesus Pieces.

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.

Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!

What do you call nuts on a chin?

My penis in your mouth.

Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?

A. Rape babies.

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?

Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

What is white and sticky?

Glue.

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.