Whats jokes

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

What do squirrels eat?

Nuts. 🥜

What do cheetahs wear to work?

They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!

What is a home that can fly?

A magic house!

What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

What do you call a Chinese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

What games do you play if you are bored?

Board games.

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?

A wet pebble.

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."