What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Whats Jokes
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."