What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What is a boyfriend?
What time is it when you get home?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What is
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What game is for kids? Uno.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What time is fun?
Time for games!
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.