Whats jokes
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.