Whats jokes
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.