Whats

Whats jokes

Music

What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

The Monkees and Gorillaz.

Foot

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

Orphan

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Anal Sex

What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.

Jumper

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Orphan

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Trump

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

"Yesssss Massager!"

Car

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Priest

What's the difference between a mole and a priest?

One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.