What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
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What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
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What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.