Whats jokes
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.