Whats jokes
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is a dog?
An animal.
What is a dog?
A pet.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!