Whats jokes
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What is mad cow disease?
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.