Whats jokes

What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.

What is your true crush?

A soda crush.

What type of apple grows on a tree?

All of them.

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

They both choose who they want.

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny Cash.

What is the favorite drink of a vampire?

bloody mary.

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?

Answer: An Investigator

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.

What do you call an orphan? Batman.

What do you call a person with no eyebrows?

Ms. Burgos.

What is a dog?

An animal.

What is a dog?

A pet.

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?

Mom: Shit, I don't know...

Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Dad: That's my boy's!!!