Whats jokes
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.