Whats jokes
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.