Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"