What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
Whats Jokes
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.