Whats jokes
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.