Whats jokes
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.