Whats jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."