Whats jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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