What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Whats Jokes
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.