Whats jokes
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"