Whats jokes
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.