Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Whats Jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What the hell dam, hell dam?
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"