Whats jokes
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.