Whats jokes
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!