Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.