Whats jokes
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!