Whats jokes
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.