Whats jokes
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.