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I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.