Whats jokes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.