What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Whats Jokes
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!