Whats jokes
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.