Whats jokes
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.