Whats jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What do a man and a blonde do in bed?
Sleep!
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.