Whats jokes
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What is your body like? Soft.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.