Whats

Whats jokes

Cow

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Sex

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

Boyfriend

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

Communism

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Orphan

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

Butt

Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?

Banana Joe: No.

Darwin: Is it a leaf?

Banana Joe: No.

Gumball: What is it then?

Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Police

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

Nut

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

Bean

Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?

A: Someone who just ate beans.