Whats jokes
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What is this website?
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.