Whats jokes
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.