Whats jokes
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.