What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Guess what, chicken butt?
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.