Whats jokes
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.