Whats jokes
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What is your body like? Soft.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!