Whats jokes
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.