Whats jokes

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?

"Open Your Heart."

What do you call a Mexican with an m3?

A greaser.

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.