Whats jokes
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌