Whats jokes

What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

What is Batman like?

He is an orphan.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂

What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?

Ground beef.

What do you call a sleeping cow?

Ground beef.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.