What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Whats Jokes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What happened to watersharky?
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.