Whats jokes
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."