Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Memes
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"