Whats jokes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.