Whats jokes
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!