Whats jokes
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.