What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)