Whats jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Memes
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What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.