What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Whats Jokes
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.