Whats jokes
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What did one lung say to another lung?
"We belung together!"
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.