Whats jokes
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.