What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Whats Jokes
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.