Whats jokes
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Memes
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What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.