Whats jokes
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They donโt know what a full house is.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Memes
Bro: Iโm not crazy. What he does during facetime:
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Whatโs the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emoโs barcode gets longer every day.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.